if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
*wild applause from a stadium of thousands*
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How I Disappear
Melinda Joyce. 17. Senior. New Jersey.
Let's be friends, mkay.
June 03 2013
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11·15 pm
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3 year old girl explains the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
i am in love with this
(via casualbutthole)
June 03 2013
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09·07 pm
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Alright, I just had my first encounter with these things and I need to spread the word because this shit is bananas.
These are quickly replacing the standard drink fountain in fast-food chains and for good reason: You can get 100+ choices on what to drink from one of these things. Want your vanilla coke? You got your vanilla coke. You want strawberry sprite? Fuck yeah you can have that!
This is all touchscreen - You select the base drink you want, and then select from a subcategory of flavours which you can add. Then, you just push the button that says “push” and out comes your delicious goodness. Fuck yeah.
This has been an announcement.
these are like everywhere now. i love em.
I’ve encountered these “Freestyles” at least 50 times, and they’ve amazed me all 50 times.
I’ve never seen one of these in my life.
(via themockingjay-wholived)
being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this
and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and
and then when they leave i just
ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok
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June 03 2013
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09·02 pm
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the truest comic ever
love
(Source: symphonyofawesomeness, via themockingjay-wholived)
June 03 2013
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08·54 pm
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Boyfriend surprises his girlfriend with a Pug puppy after the loss of her 10 year old Beagle
I cried
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
PERFECT BOYFRIEND IS PERFECT
AND THE PUPPY IS LIKE “HI NEW MOMMY I LOVE YOU I MAKE YOU NO SAD”
this is so cUTE WHAT AN A+ BOYFRIEND
(Source: aplacetolovedogs, via casualbutthole)
my friend was telling me and another friend and story and he said “yeah, my dad found a gosling and he kept it, now he’s raising it in a little pool in our basement.” and my other friend went ”WHAT THE HELL?! HOW HAS NO ONE NOTICED?! KATE MUST BE SO WORRIED!” she literally thought this dude’s dad kidnapped a gosselin kid.
June 03 2013
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08·52 pm
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fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
(via drallonsy)
i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken
(via drallonsy)
June 03 2013
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08·39 pm
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Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
June 03 2013
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08·35 pm
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and the saddest part is that i waited
NO GET OUT
(Source: l1berum, via forever90s)
